Funny Brenner quotes

Brenner has made a few funny comments in the last couple of days so we thought we'd post them.

First one:

Daddy: Brenner, do you remember being in Mommy's belly?
Brenner: Yes
Daddy: Uh, really? What was it like then?
Brenner: I was like a piece of poop.

Brenner (to Mommy after drawing a whale without her help): Mommy, I really don't need you any more. (This broke Laura's heart). :(

Brenner jumping near Mommy's head while she laid on the couch, and landed on her hair a couple of times.
Mommy: Brenner, watch where you're jumping, you keep landing on my hair!
Brenner: God Mommy, move your hair then!